Little!RussiaXReader Cutie!Little!RussiaXReader Cutie! by procrastinator-otaku
"_______, ________. The kid is doing the thing." America hissed. You sighed as you glanced behind you, the small child just giving him a smile.
"Just shut up, and ignore it." You whispered to him, you went back to washing the dishes, Alfred to the left of you drying them. "He just doesn't know how to smile all that well." You huffed as Alfred was still freaking out. "What thing does he even do?" You paused to look at him.
"He just gives me this: Imma cut a bitch stare." He hissed at you, you looked into his blue eyes which were filled with fear. You tried to hold back your laughter.
"What is he gunna do? Punch you in the knee?" You let a little giggle escape your lips as your hands ran through your (h/c) locks. "Come on, Alfred, you at least could run while you see him charging at you, IF he even does." You slashed him with some water as you muttered: "come one Al". He gasped as the warm water splashed in his torso.
"Crap it's in my pANTS!" He yelled as he began to awkwar